The Unbearable Lightness of Being Shitty

Lastly, "Sorry We’re Late" vouchers.

No, these aren’t the vouchers I give to the HR Department.  These are free pizza coupons which pizza establishments give once they fail to deliver within 30 minutes. 

Who says that the mental anguish and gastritis which we experience due to the late pizza deliveries can be compensated by a stupid voucher?  They aggravated their crime by fooling people into thinking that they will get a free regular pizza.   How can the pizza be free if the free pizza is only valid with another pizza purchase?   The condition is written in microscopic print at the back of the card.  And how can "free" have terms and conditions?  My gosh, the special promotion coupons I get in the guard house are even better than these stupid vouchers—I get a second large pizza at more than half the price. 

It’s so true that nothing in this world is free; we always have to read the fine print.

fuck ‘em–those greedy capitalists, hehehhe

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