The Unbearable Lightness of Being Shitty

Lastly, "Sorry We’re Late" vouchers.

No, these aren’t the vouchers I give to the HR Department.  These are free pizza coupons which pizza establishments give once they fail to deliver within 30 minutes. 

Who says that the mental anguish and gastritis which we experience due to the late pizza deliveries can be compensated by a stupid voucher?  They aggravated their crime by fooling people into thinking that they will get a free regular pizza.   How can the pizza be free if the free pizza is only valid with another pizza purchase?   The condition is written in microscopic print at the back of the card.  And how can "free" have terms and conditions?  My gosh, the special promotion coupons I get in the guard house are even better than these stupid vouchers—I get a second large pizza at more than half the price. 

It’s so true that nothing in this world is free; we always have to read the fine print.

fuck ‘em–those greedy capitalists, hehehhe

Next are viruses.

I wouldn’t rant about the HIV, Ebola or the H5N1.  Although these deadly viruses also make the world a shitty place, there are viruses which may be more fatal –computer viruses.  These viruses have caused craziness, hypertension, baldness, vandalism, arson, suicide and even murder.  Not to mention the billions of dollars which go down the drain just because of this man-made mayhem. 

I almost massacred my old PC because of a godamm virus.  Why do some people find satisfaction in causing wide-scale misery?  Can’t they just create a virus which exponentially boosts up my RAM or increases the speed of my Heroes episode downloads, hehehe.