The Unbearable Lightness of Being Shitty

"…the esoteric calculation of hostile anti-dumping inspectors…"  I wanted to say to Nick that this is the biggest understatement of the year.  But I instead plucked "hostile" and asked him whether we should use this word.  He gasped with a loud yes.  I was quite sure that he wanted to say in his geordie accent, "Yes, diplomacy is not our recourse anymore for those bloody buggers!"

I would have questioned him about his usage of "esoteric" but after a minute of pondering, I realized that it is the best adjective to describe the Turkish Ministry’s  computation.  It sounded good, it has truth to it and it has the sardonic ummmppphh!.  We requested more than three times for the answers to the mumbo jumbo super duper sudoku errr i mean explanation of their dumping calculation, but they snobbed us like we’re pork barbecue and bak kut teh.  Maybe revealing their esoteric computation would destroy their secret society.  And what the hell am I blabberring about?  Hahahaa, I don’t know!  It’s an esoteric plopping from the very depths of the crazy cult of my brain.

There are lots of mysterious things in the universe.  Some people waste their entire lives trying to find answers to things which would not really make too much of a difference to their lives and the world. 

Some things are best left untouched, unheard, unseen and flushed in the toilet!

Anti-dumping interim review appeal is a pain in the ass; but it’s worth the shit!

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